Slow Your Roll Buddy (Explicit)

When speaking to a group of people or around a group of people, limit your words per minute. We aren't expecting a world record breaker here so just slow down. Speaking a mile a minute does not make you look smart, it makes you look dumb as shit. You may think you win your arguments because you're a genius, no, you win your arguments because you speak as though you type with no spaces. Noonewantstoreadanythinglikethis,seriouslyit'sannoying. Now fuck off and slow the hell down when you talk dumbfuck.

Speak Up

For god's sake do not whisper when you try to talk! If you want to be heard then speak! I can't stand it when people sit in silence and then try to give thier opinions in silence as well. It's annoying and anything but productive. Sometimes people whisper too loud, usually because they're phishing. They actually want someone to hear it so they say it loud enough for that person to hear. It's just as annoying as whispering and not being heard. Another thing, when you are asked to repeat yourself, everyone is already straining to hear what you say, being asked to repeat is also a way to disguise saying "Speak up, Speak clearly, and Speak more flunent." There is no reason to lessen your voice when asked to repeat, no matter what.

Literally No One Cares

I swear, all of my rants come from my English class. This kid, let's say his name is Jack and for the heck of it we'll even give him a last name, how about... Reynolds? So everyone in class was discussing our morals, if things were right and wrong. We got to a point where the question was taking money form a parent without asking. Most everyone said that it wasn't good or bad. One person said that they're parents give them an allowance every week and that led to us discussin how we're all spoiled and Jack just scoffs and starts to laugh quietly to himself (But loud enough for us to hear, he obviously wanted us to say something.) We completely skipped over whatever he was going to say because no one cared to listen to him. Suck a dick Jack, no one likes you.

You're Not Blogging

Once again I will say it, if you read my blogs, you should understand that I try to keep them updated. I usually do, and if I don't then release a blog about why I didn't take the time to write a fully thought out blog. That is literally the least I expect from anyone I follow or anyone that follows me. A simple blog once in a while stating why you didn't update or why you couldn't do something. My weekly story for example, I don't always update it every week, it may take two weeks for me to get to it. When I do leave out a week though I usually apologize and say that I just couldn't do it for whatever reason.

Dirty Little Liars.

I had a rant awhile back about how a multitude of bloggers I follow do not update their blogs. It got through to a couple of them and they said they would make new blogs more frequently, one even said they would update everyday. Well it worked for about two weeks. I know you have laptops and Blogger is not disabled on them. Even the Blogger app for smart phones works, there is no reason to not update everyday.

All I've Done

This post was going to be a rant about how my heart gets the best of me and while I try to love, I'm only hurt even more. Well this is me saying that I don't want to talk about it. For the first time in my life, I feel like I've complained too much about this topic so I'm not going to say anymore about it. I'm going to exercise until I can't feel the pain.

Sanitation Emergency

There are sinks in most bathrooms for a reason. Everyone is expected to wash their hands after usage of the porcelain throne. I am a male, I pretty much have to handle myself everytime I use the bathroom, whether a urinal or the actual toilet. My hands will always need to be washed after use. What I don't get is how everyone else doesn't have this same mindset. When using a home bathroom compared to a public bathroom the rules are somewhat different. It's okay to skip out on washing your hands when at home in the private of your own house unless you have a guest. If you have a guest you should be required to wash your hands no matter what. The same applies if you are a guest, wash your hands. If you are alone, you are allowed to skip it. Everyday, I use the bathroom around 11:40AM, everyday I see guys walk in, use the bathroom, and walk out. The funny thing is, when they finish their business, they always speed out of the restroom in shame. They know they've done wrong.

Mandatory Blogging

In my photo class, my teacher is making us all blog about a topic. She doesn't understand what blogging is, it's not just writing about a topic, it's about displaying emotion and showing understanding. Not everyone can blog and it's made clear who that is through the system she has set up. She gives us a minimum word count and then gives us a question to answer. If you want to blog you have to understand that it's not just answering a question, you have to show emotion and give detail, it really bothers me that she advertises it as "Blogging".

Standard Standard Standard

Just because you say something is a standard does not make it a standard. Our marching band is not required to play at pep rallies, we do because we can, nothing more about it. Sitting in English today, I was not sure if we (as a marching band) were going to be playing at the pep session tomorrow because I could not remember, for the life of me, if we had played the previous years. Well this kid, let's call him Jack, we'll even give him a last name... how about Reynolds? Well this kid, Jack Reynolds, butted into my conversation and just flat out said "It's a standard for the Pride of (Insert School Name Here) to play at pep sessions." Well Jack.. No it's not, just because we do play does not mean we have to.

Relationship Troubles

I've been single for almost two weeks now. Ever since it was made public last week, I've been having more girls notice me. More girls have been talking to me. More girls have been flirting with me. Honestly I didn't think I was that attractive. Anyway, I'm tired of the girls just flirting with me, if you like me, tell me. Plain and simple. If I like you as much then we may have something to work with. One thing I will not do though... I will not take chances. I don't like rejection, nor do I take it well so if it's not a sure fire thing, I won't do it.

People, Strangers, Friends

I know people. I have friends. I see strangers. That doesn't necessarily mean I have to like them. I hate a lot of people. Some of them know who they are and understand what they've done to deserve my anger and distrust while others have no idea and insist on talking to me and acting friendly. Just because I have friends doesn't mean I have to like everything about them, it's good that they all have some great characteristics about them. Everyone has some trait they don't like and odds are, other people probably don't like it either. I have no idea why I posted this blog when I did, I was just sitting at home when a sudden wave of anger and hatred rushed over I guess. I'm mad at many things, people, actions, things... Mostly one person, but its enough hate to bring me to writing this.

Photographers

I'm in a photography class, I take pictures, I like them, I use an actual camera. I was sitting in English when this girl that I hate asks our teacher if she can take a picture. One, don't ever ask that, if you have to ask to take a picture it's going to turn out bad. Two, what? I hate people. Anyway, the teacher allowed it and she got her phone out and took a picture of a wall. Seriously? I have so many problems with this. One, even if you need it for an assignment, you never get your phone out during class. Two, when you are trying to take great pictures, Don't Use Your Phone! Three, It was a Wall! We have hundreds of walls that look the same! You just had to take a picture of this specific wall?! What?! The topic of this weeks assignment is freaking Iconic Images! How is this Iconic!? I Hate People!

Cut-Off Sleves

Women, ignore this because it does not apply to you. Men, if you wear wife beaters or shirts that you cut the sides off of thinking it would look "cool", be sure to wear deodorant. It would also help if you could pull off the look, i.e. don't look like a lazy jerk who never walks out of the house. It's disgusting to see pale white chicken wings hanging off of a larger guy. What makes it worse is if you smell like B.O.

'Dem Smells

I take a shower everyday, my friends take showers everyday, my family takes showers everyday... Why shouldn't you? I take pride in keeping myself clean and smelling nice, unfortunately some people don't... If you find that people in groups spread out and disperse when you walk by, you either have a horrible personality or you smell terrible. No one wants to smell you coming a mile away, trust me, we don't. Please take a shower. On the other side of this coin though, you can smell too "good". Using deoderant is fine and usually it's impossible to put on too much becuase it's just not that strong of a scent. Cologne on the other hand is almost always applied too heavily. One spritz of cologne should be enough to last you a day, probably half a spritz actually. For all the ladies that wear perfume, it's fine in moderation, but when my eyes start watering from being around you, it's too much. To wrap up what I've said, take showers regularly, once every day is nice but some people go two days, that's acceptable. Gentlemen, don't overuse the cologne, it won't get you any ladies by smelling like a jerk. Ladies, perfume is nice, but don't put on too much.

Half-ers

Ever work with a partner that does half a job on something when you go above and beyond? I hate that. She and I wrote a conversation or script, depending on how you look at it, for a class. She and I both knew we were going to be presenting it so I took the initiative to have fun with it. I made an accent, I developed the character, I made it fun. What did she do? Well, normally I speak with a monotone voice but when I'm performing or having fun it becomes expressive and amazing. She spoke like I normally do, with a monotone voice, it was ridiculous. Even the teacher gave me a compliment on my voice acting. If you work with someone going above and beyond, don't be dead weight, help and go above with them.

Bloggers

I take time out of my day to read other peoples blogs. I take time out of my day to update my own blogs. Even if it's just a few minutes, every blogger should be able to come up with a simple blog. They're meant to be kept up to date and if you aren't updating your blogs then you aren't doing your job as a blogger. I can think of four blogs right now that I follow, none of which have taken the time to update their blogs in weeks, some even months. If you read my blog and have your own, then you have time to make a blog, heck, make a response, anything. If it's something you like, do it. Blog it out.

Attention Seeker (Explicit)

I'm sick, I got one of my friends sick, I did not get you sick, you want attention and you're being annoying. Spending two and a half hours with someone while being in close proximity may cause sickness. Spending forty minutes two feet away from eachother will not. This girl came into my English class today and said "You got me sick! Jerk!" well miss, let me tell you... We spent forty minutes not even close to eachother, you were never in contact with me or my germs, and you're an attention seek slut. Another thing, don't blame me for your non-exsistant problems. Not once did I hear you speaking like you had a congested nose or hear even the slightest cough from you. You aren't sick so don't act like it.

Common Courtesy

I was walking back to my locker from my Photography class (which was pretty fun) and when I was maybe 20 yards away, the hallways suddenly became congested with students. Traveling at maybe half a mile an hour, the kids were barely shuffling along. There were kids standing in the hallway not moving at all, just talking to their friends. Instead of blocking the hallways even more, some of them could have used the other exits or they could have let other people through the intersecting hallways. Honestly this isn't the part that bothers me though. I can live with waiting to get to my locker but when my girlfriend is being disrespected like I was today it just makes me angry. If you don't move for me, at least have the decency to move for a beautiful young lady. Don't stand in the hallways and talk to your friends when other people have to leave and be somewhere. People need to gain some more courtesy towards others, it's ridiculous.

Sure, Call ME Out.

I'm taking a summer school class, not because I failed, but because I'm trying to get ahead. I slept the first week maybe once or twice and I was called out by the teacher about it. He threatened to kick me out of class, fail me, and lower my grade. He didn't do any of those things so they were just empty threats, that I'm fine with because he can't do any of those things just because I fall asleep. What enraged me today though was that for the fourth day in a row, the same three people have fallen asleep. They weren't even being discreet about it, laying their head on the desk, eyes closed, mouth open, almost snoring. The teacher didn't do anything about it. So Mr. Douchebag, go ahead and call me out for falling asleep once or twice but if you do, you had better get the regular sleepers in your class too.

Let Me Finish

I hate it when someone interrupts me while I'm talking. I sit and listen to you complain on and on about your day the least you can do is sit there and return the favor. When I'm telling a story and trying to prove my point, don't cut in and complain about how I'm acting, the story isn't over yet so shut up and keep listening. When you refuse to listen while I'm trying to explain it and you just keep on attacking me, I'm just going to stop.

Turning the Tides

Some people think they're discrete about changing the subject of a conversation. Some people are, some people aren't. I was talking to someone who thought they were pretty good but failed miserably. He tried to change the subject and even try to flip the tables onto me. It was as if he was trying to tell me that I was wrong and that I needed to change my ways. It wasn't right and he shouldn't have done it. To finish his argument he used the most unsettling phrase anyone could ever hear.

Me

Why me? He liked you first, you chose me over him. Why did you do that. I showed no interest in you, hell, I didn't even know who you were. You chose me over him. So many more reasons you could have just gone with the other choice. No, you chose me, the one who gets way too close with his relationships. You could have chosen him and just left me out of it. Maybe you would have gotten mad at him rather than me, maybe he would be the one to get mad at you rather than me. It could have turned out so differently and I hate you for choosing the way you did.

Right Or Wrong

I hate ranting about topics such as this but I have to get it out there. Abortion. I'm pro choice on this. There are too many people in the world as it is. It seems the biggest argument the Pro-Lifers have is "Choice." Well Pro-Lifers take it this way. The woman had a choice to have sex, or maybe she didn't. The woman has a choice to keep her child, or not. Babies are cute when they are small but wait until they get older and bigger. Would you want a young mother accidentally killing her baby because she doesn't know how to take care of it correctly, putting the child through months of torture, or would you rather the child be euthanized before and traumatic harm could be done? I'd rather live through the fact of knowing my child didn't have a chance rather than me accidentally killing it due to lack of knowledge. Take it somewhere else, get it off facebook, tell it to someone who cares. Really I don't care if laws are passed against or for abortion but right now I'm Pro-Choice.

Rekindling

There's one thing that people just don't understand. I don't want to bring up a certain topic. They always ask about it, they always pull it up in conversation. I don't care about it anymore, it's done, over, nothing. It is literally just a burden to me now.

Sugar Bears

Are you kidding me? My local mall has recently set up a kiosk that's been getting a lot of attention and it makes me sick. They are selling exotic animals called Sugar Gliders, got it? Sugar Gliders, not Sugar Bears. On their kiosk sign it clearly says "Sugar Bears" but what they don't know is that "Sugar Bear" is another name for a Kinkajou, a rainforest mammal found in South America. Sugar Gliders are very cute, yes, but they make terrible pets. Everything the sellers are saying about the exotic marsupials is wrong. They are very high maintenance animals and shouldn't be sold to anyone who has a few dollars to spend. It sickens me to see this happening so close to my home, thinking about all of those sugar gliders that won't make it because the owners don't know what they've gotten into.

Equality

I'm all for equal rights let's get that out of the way now. When you want more rights than others just because you're different, why don't you go die in a hole.  You're black, we get it. Stop using that as an excuse to get out of trouble, you shoplifted so you get the same punishment anyone else would get. You're Asian, that doesn't give you the right to go around telling other people they're stupid. You're Hispanic, okay, well go get a job and show everyone that you aren't some gangster mexican. My biggest pet peeve is gays though. Not against the gay community as a whole but they're are some lesbians or gays that think just because they are open about it they can do whatever they want, then blame it on they're sexuality. Well, being all around stupid has nothing to do with your sexuality, man up and take responsibility for your actions.

Y.O.L.O

If you say this, I have no respect for you. YOLO is the single most idiotic phrase ever thought of by mankind. If you don't know, Y.O.L.O stands for You Only Live Once (I've also seen it stand for You Obviously Lack Originality as a rebuttal to You Only Live Once.) and it's pretty much the "norm" to say it at inappropriate times. "You're coming to sit at our table tomorrow? YOLO Man! YOLO!" What? I hate this phrase more than I hate people, and that's saying a lot. Fun Fact: As I'm typing this, my laptop doesn't recognize YOLO as a term. I was tempted to "Add to Dictionary" but I'd rather see red squiggles under the acronym than let it win and make it a word. If this ever shows up in the dictionary I may just have to flip some tables.

Advertisement

I don't go around with fliers telling people to read my blog or watch my youtube videos. It's rude. I may sometimes post a link to my blog on facebook so that people who don't have a google account can check in with what I've been wirtting but I don't ask them to read it. They do that themselves. Like on Youtube, asking people to watch your videos is like asking for Thumbs Ups. It's annoying and no one freaking cares. If you advertise anything to me I won't buy it, I won't watch it, I won't read it. Don't give me that seller's bull crap like "Hey, I just *Blanked* a new *Blank* go *Blank* it!" (Blanks being watch/ed, wrote, read, buy, bought) No. Stop advertising to me.

Leave Me Alone

Plain and simple. One person specifically, One group specifically. Let's start with the group. When I am listening to music, my headphones are in my ears, my foot is tapping, my hands are pounding, do not bother me. I am listening to music and not talking to you for a reason, leave me the hell alone and just go do whatever while I enjoy my music. On to a specific person, I already know you like me, we have that established but what you don't seem to understand is that I don't like you so please when I tell you "Leave me alone." I am asking you to leave me alone. I may even add a "Please" at the end of that if I'm in the mood.

Leading Me On

Plain and simple. If you don't want to talk to me, tell me that you don't want to talk to me. If you don't like me, please tell me what it is that puts me on a lesser scale than you. I'm sorry that I'm not a perfect person, but neither are you, you will never find a perfect person anywhere on this earth. Please don't lead me on telling me "Oh yeah, you're cool." or "You're the sexiest guy I know.". (<----- True quote, I kid you not) Thanks for the flattery, but I'm not interested in knowing someone so shallow. Don't ever try to guilt me into anything... Ever, you've tried it thrice times now. Just give it up.

Friends

I get it, you're friends aren't my friends and my friends aren't your friends. That doesn't mean you have to be a jerk to my friends though. I try to be helpful, courteous, and kind to new people. I have a lot of younger friends, freshmen, eighth grader's, even seventh graders. I try to help them because I want to be a good person, I want to show them that not all upperclassmen are jerks to the underclassmen but you just ruin it for me. Gain some tolerance towards the younger generations, then come talk to me.

Kony 2012

To all of you members of "Invisible Children" or supporters of stopping Joesph Kony, He's been missing for six years, he has done nothing bad in that amount of time either. The video that got you all flipping crazy over this whole LRA thing isn't even accurate. The LRA has been out of commission for five years, how can something non-existent do anything bad? Please America, next time someone makes a half hour long video, don't take it too seriously, feel free to watch it but don't become social activists because of it.

So-fist-i-cated

Oh? You can add large words that just popped into you're head, into a sentence? You must be a freaking genius! No, take my advice, if you don't know what a word is, DO NOT USE IT IN A SENTENCE. It makes you look like an idiot. Also, don't overuse words. This girl in my photo class heard the word "Redundant" and so when our teacher was going over her powerpoint, this girl would always chime in. "If you don't have an arrow pointing to the tool it's a little redundant." "The (See Page 50) is getting a little redundant." "Having all those commas is a little redundant." You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means. Please stop that.

Women (Short)

I'm not married, I'm not in a relationship, and I don't want to be committed (at this time). Women, I know which of you like me, my phone is silent all day. I don't text my friends and I don't text my parents (even when I do, they don't text me back, oh well.) When I get a text from you ("you", as a collective term, I get multiple texts from multiple girls (that I know all like me)) it usually starts as "Hey" and then I send back a "Hey" in your direction then it goes on to "How are you" or something like that, let's cut to the chase, you don't care how I've been, you want me to ask you how you've been. You want me to be interested in you but honestly I'm just not. This is an important thing for me so I'm pausing the rant to say it. When I get a ONE WORDED TEXT the conversation is OVER. I will not keep it going. *End important thing* Now usually I'll get a text back after 5-10 minutes from the girl (Usually in an angry style) about how I didn't text her back. I know it's common courtesy to ask "How have you been" after it's asked to me, and I'll either be interested or I won't be, depends on who you are to me, and what you've done recently. I don't care if you just ate a sandwich or you were bored. Another important thing. When you text me and it comes to "What's up", "Nothing, I'm just bored" that says to me, "You're boring and the only reason I texted you was because my friends wouldn't text me back." *End Important Thing* Let's just assume that when I answer the "How have you been" question, that I automatically ask it in response (Even though I won't). So go ahead and tell me how you've been, as long as it's interesting.

Anonymous

 So, I've been hearing a lot about the internet group known as "Anonymous". "They're stopping the government from keeping secrets." "They are keeping the United States, and the world safe!". No. Anonymous is no more than a group of Stripkiddies, they are not hackers, all they know how to do is break into a website and destroy and rebuild it, adding or taking down whatever information they want. This is not hacking and they are not keeping anything safe. They parade around in masks because they're afraid of getting in trouble. They are not helping anything and they're just ruining the faith that the populous of American citizens has left in the government. Do not support them, do not join them, reject them because they are nothing but a group of sad, lonely, losers that have nothing better to do but plant the seeds of deception into the minds of the people.

Flipping Tables over Desktops

A wise man once said, "Technology is great... When it works." Well I can't explain to you how right he was. Our entire society would fall apart if we didn't have all the technology we do. It's great when all of our technology actually works but we have all had at least one account of our technology not working. The most common response is to get mad, that's fine just don't go bat shit crazy on it. Starting my rant, I hate when people flip out over their computer not working, It's understandable that you are a little upset about the problem but yelling at and hitting your computer won't make it work any faster so Stop. When someone says, "Wow, look at that flower!" You don't instantly think, "What species of flower is it? Is it a weed? Where is it originally from?" You think "Oh hey, look, a flower." Isn't that a little overcomplicated? Yes it is. I hate people who over complicate things, if you don't understand it then don't listen, but on the inverse, if you know everything about something don't go crazy and start flipping information I don't care about at me.

Dreams (Short)

This will be a conflicted Rant. I hate having dreams but I also love them. Dreams aren't real and that's why I hate them, I could be having a great dream about love or dreams about cupcakes but as soon as I wake up I realize it didn't happen and that my mind just screwed me over. Well Mind, Forget you and stop messing with me. On the other hand, Dreams aren't real and you can do whatever you want in them, that makes them great. The point is, I hate waking up when I had a great dream, it's like I was having the time of my life and then suddenly I came back to reality.

Nerves (Short)

I really hate when you meet someone who just can't be calmed down or reasoned with. If you try to tell them something they won't believe you. The worst part is that I'm a special case, usually when my nerves start getting shaken I get sick. It doesnt take a lot to get me nervous though. I don't do well with angry people. When I got off the Mac (Macs are awesome) I was shaking and could not control my muscles due to a previous story that will not be mentioned. Went upstairs, face in the toilet. Damn Nerves...

Ranting My Butt Off

Michael is to my left on his iPad and Allye is to my right on one of the schools Paleolithic computers… At least have the decency to buy new computers every once in a while. Last night I went on a Ranting Spree to Brady Buckles. Have I ever said that I enjoy ranting? Not just a little every day, I love Ranting as much as possible. Allye says, “Yes, Brandon. Yes you do.” Anyway, back to my ranting. This school smells terrible all of the time, the Janitors are not cool and they look at me funny. There is always some sort of mess or spill to clean up, more than once has there been a sewage backup in the science hallway. Really Janitors? Surely a few hundred teenagers can’t clog a gosh darn toilet so much that it backs up the pipes to the science hallway… Seriously… I hate the stupid kids in most of my classes, if you want to be a joker go sit in the hallway while the rest of us actually try to learn. To the students in the hallway, be sure to check that you have everything before you leave your locker, if you turn around while Im walking behind you, I swear I will punch you in the face. While on the topic, the hallways are meant to be walked in not for you to just stand in the middle and talk to your “BFF’s”. Allye happens to be my best friend! She is very pretty and a little stupid sometimes, but that’s what makes her unique. Disregard that last statement, allye “Hacked” my computer while I was sitting right there. Another thing, when you take your friends ipod and update their status like “Haaaaackkeedddd” it’s annoying, You did not hack them, you took their iPod and update their status for them. It’s Not Hacking! I hate when Drumline isn’t appreciated. Without us the Pep Band would be a bunch of clarinets and other instruments. Not fun. I’ve actually been trying to get Drumline to not show up to a game. There’s always that one person who thinks that the Pep Band would sound the same if the Drums weren’t there. Seriously? Go away… Same Difference is not an actual term. Its contradicting, Same and Difference are opposites, therefore they cannot be used in the same sentence together. I, Brandon Wheeler, writer of this paper, am RANTING my butt off!!! Once again, “Hacked” by allye. The buses aren’t such a big problem so much as the people on them are absolutely terrible! When you have a sub bus driver you don’t laugh at her and yell at her, you are terrible people, let her do her job so I can get home and Rant about you! I’m single, therefore Im not too fond of valentines day. Do Not tell me the details of your planned date when I obviously do not care.