Flipping Tables over Desktops

A wise man once said, "Technology is great... When it works." Well I can't explain to you how right he was. Our entire society would fall apart if we didn't have all the technology we do. It's great when all of our technology actually works but we have all had at least one account of our technology not working. The most common response is to get mad, that's fine just don't go bat shit crazy on it. Starting my rant, I hate when people flip out over their computer not working, It's understandable that you are a little upset about the problem but yelling at and hitting your computer won't make it work any faster so Stop. When someone says, "Wow, look at that flower!" You don't instantly think, "What species of flower is it? Is it a weed? Where is it originally from?" You think "Oh hey, look, a flower." Isn't that a little overcomplicated? Yes it is. I hate people who over complicate things, if you don't understand it then don't listen, but on the inverse, if you know everything about something don't go crazy and start flipping information I don't care about at me.

Dreams (Short)

This will be a conflicted Rant. I hate having dreams but I also love them. Dreams aren't real and that's why I hate them, I could be having a great dream about love or dreams about cupcakes but as soon as I wake up I realize it didn't happen and that my mind just screwed me over. Well Mind, Forget you and stop messing with me. On the other hand, Dreams aren't real and you can do whatever you want in them, that makes them great. The point is, I hate waking up when I had a great dream, it's like I was having the time of my life and then suddenly I came back to reality.

Nerves (Short)

I really hate when you meet someone who just can't be calmed down or reasoned with. If you try to tell them something they won't believe you. The worst part is that I'm a special case, usually when my nerves start getting shaken I get sick. It doesnt take a lot to get me nervous though. I don't do well with angry people. When I got off the Mac (Macs are awesome) I was shaking and could not control my muscles due to a previous story that will not be mentioned. Went upstairs, face in the toilet. Damn Nerves...

Ranting My Butt Off

Michael is to my left on his iPad and Allye is to my right on one of the schools Paleolithic computers… At least have the decency to buy new computers every once in a while. Last night I went on a Ranting Spree to Brady Buckles. Have I ever said that I enjoy ranting? Not just a little every day, I love Ranting as much as possible. Allye says, “Yes, Brandon. Yes you do.” Anyway, back to my ranting. This school smells terrible all of the time, the Janitors are not cool and they look at me funny. There is always some sort of mess or spill to clean up, more than once has there been a sewage backup in the science hallway. Really Janitors? Surely a few hundred teenagers can’t clog a gosh darn toilet so much that it backs up the pipes to the science hallway… Seriously… I hate the stupid kids in most of my classes, if you want to be a joker go sit in the hallway while the rest of us actually try to learn. To the students in the hallway, be sure to check that you have everything before you leave your locker, if you turn around while Im walking behind you, I swear I will punch you in the face. While on the topic, the hallways are meant to be walked in not for you to just stand in the middle and talk to your “BFF’s”. Allye happens to be my best friend! She is very pretty and a little stupid sometimes, but that’s what makes her unique. Disregard that last statement, allye “Hacked” my computer while I was sitting right there. Another thing, when you take your friends ipod and update their status like “Haaaaackkeedddd” it’s annoying, You did not hack them, you took their iPod and update their status for them. It’s Not Hacking! I hate when Drumline isn’t appreciated. Without us the Pep Band would be a bunch of clarinets and other instruments. Not fun. I’ve actually been trying to get Drumline to not show up to a game. There’s always that one person who thinks that the Pep Band would sound the same if the Drums weren’t there. Seriously? Go away… Same Difference is not an actual term. Its contradicting, Same and Difference are opposites, therefore they cannot be used in the same sentence together. I, Brandon Wheeler, writer of this paper, am RANTING my butt off!!! Once again, “Hacked” by allye. The buses aren’t such a big problem so much as the people on them are absolutely terrible! When you have a sub bus driver you don’t laugh at her and yell at her, you are terrible people, let her do her job so I can get home and Rant about you! I’m single, therefore Im not too fond of valentines day. Do Not tell me the details of your planned date when I obviously do not care.