My Business is Just That

When I keep to myself about things, it's because it's private. I've no reason or want to tell anyone about my own secrets but when those secrets are shared between me and another because we experienced it together, suddenly everyone knows. Do I have different ideals and priorities on this? If I want my dark secrets to stay secret, I won't tell anyone, even my best friend. Is that hard to understand? And if someone does find out, what is it to them? The secret doesn't affect them, and it's clear due to their history that there is no way in hell they are looking to "protect" someone from getting hurt. Honestly, just... fuck you. Stay out of our business, it's not yours to mess with and if anyone wants you to know, you would have been told. Please, go kill yourself before you reproduce.

This One

We all know that one person that is always contradicting themselves or trying to find ways to make people mad. This one person, every day tries to piss me off and I swear, I'm going to snap one of these days. Everyday it seems, I walk out of my Biblical Literature class and it's the same damn thing. "So when are you going to learn about how many people god has killed compared to how many people Satan has killed." Yeah, I get it, you can successfully regurgitate stupid shit that you've heard over the internet. Read the fucking bible before you talk to me. Another of my bothers... Everyday they somehow mention the fact that they don't condone the use of drugs but they also don't not condone the use of them meaning that they don't have an opinion, but as soon as you say anything... BAM! "Drugs are bad, you're going to hell for using drugs, drugs kill, you're an idiot for using drugs." pointing out another flaw in your reasoning... If you are an atheist, then you believe there is no god, if there is no god to you, there is no heaven or hell. On top of all that, this person seems to think that being an atheist that spends all their time on the fucking computer is cool and above everyone else. I don't shove my beliefs down your throat, don't push your atheism on me.

Drugs And Their People

This one is sent out particularly to one of my "friends" that has been getting on my nerves lately. They constantly talk about how they don't care if people use drugs or not but as soon as you mention to him or her that you were around drugs once, he or she never shuts the fuck up about it. You get the entire "Drugs are bad for you" speech and then he or she tells you that he or she with not be hanging around you if you pursue drugs any further. I have a different friend that uses drugs quite often, my anti-drug friend doesn't seem to mind her or him. I spent a few hours with my sister a while back and while we were in her apartment, her boyfriend and friend decided to start up the hookah machine and smoke some tabaco. I quickly asked my anti-drug friend if I would be considered using drugs by being around them. He or she went off on me about how it is considered doing drugs and that I'm a bad person for doing so.

Slow Your Roll Buddy (Explicit)

When speaking to a group of people or around a group of people, limit your words per minute. We aren't expecting a world record breaker here so just slow down. Speaking a mile a minute does not make you look smart, it makes you look dumb as shit. You may think you win your arguments because you're a genius, no, you win your arguments because you speak as though you type with no spaces. Noonewantstoreadanythinglikethis,seriouslyit'sannoying. Now fuck off and slow the hell down when you talk dumbfuck.

Speak Up

For god's sake do not whisper when you try to talk! If you want to be heard then speak! I can't stand it when people sit in silence and then try to give thier opinions in silence as well. It's annoying and anything but productive. Sometimes people whisper too loud, usually because they're phishing. They actually want someone to hear it so they say it loud enough for that person to hear. It's just as annoying as whispering and not being heard. Another thing, when you are asked to repeat yourself, everyone is already straining to hear what you say, being asked to repeat is also a way to disguise saying "Speak up, Speak clearly, and Speak more flunent." There is no reason to lessen your voice when asked to repeat, no matter what.

Literally No One Cares

I swear, all of my rants come from my English class. This kid, let's say his name is Jack and for the heck of it we'll even give him a last name, how about... Reynolds? So everyone in class was discussing our morals, if things were right and wrong. We got to a point where the question was taking money form a parent without asking. Most everyone said that it wasn't good or bad. One person said that they're parents give them an allowance every week and that led to us discussin how we're all spoiled and Jack just scoffs and starts to laugh quietly to himself (But loud enough for us to hear, he obviously wanted us to say something.) We completely skipped over whatever he was going to say because no one cared to listen to him. Suck a dick Jack, no one likes you.

You're Not Blogging

Once again I will say it, if you read my blogs, you should understand that I try to keep them updated. I usually do, and if I don't then release a blog about why I didn't take the time to write a fully thought out blog. That is literally the least I expect from anyone I follow or anyone that follows me. A simple blog once in a while stating why you didn't update or why you couldn't do something. My weekly story for example, I don't always update it every week, it may take two weeks for me to get to it. When I do leave out a week though I usually apologize and say that I just couldn't do it for whatever reason.