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I don't go around with fliers telling people to read my blog or watch my youtube videos. It's rude. I may sometimes post a link to my blog on facebook so that people who don't have a google account can check in with what I've been wirtting but I don't ask them to read it. They do that themselves. Like on Youtube, asking people to watch your videos is like asking for Thumbs Ups. It's annoying and no one freaking cares. If you advertise anything to me I won't buy it, I won't watch it, I won't read it. Don't give me that seller's bull crap like "Hey, I just *Blanked* a new *Blank* go *Blank* it!" (Blanks being watch/ed, wrote, read, buy, bought) No. Stop advertising to me.

Leave Me Alone

Plain and simple. One person specifically, One group specifically. Let's start with the group. When I am listening to music, my headphones are in my ears, my foot is tapping, my hands are pounding, do not bother me. I am listening to music and not talking to you for a reason, leave me the hell alone and just go do whatever while I enjoy my music. On to a specific person, I already know you like me, we have that established but what you don't seem to understand is that I don't like you so please when I tell you "Leave me alone." I am asking you to leave me alone. I may even add a "Please" at the end of that if I'm in the mood.

Leading Me On

Plain and simple. If you don't want to talk to me, tell me that you don't want to talk to me. If you don't like me, please tell me what it is that puts me on a lesser scale than you. I'm sorry that I'm not a perfect person, but neither are you, you will never find a perfect person anywhere on this earth. Please don't lead me on telling me "Oh yeah, you're cool." or "You're the sexiest guy I know.". (<----- True quote, I kid you not) Thanks for the flattery, but I'm not interested in knowing someone so shallow. Don't ever try to guilt me into anything... Ever, you've tried it thrice times now. Just give it up.

Friends

I get it, you're friends aren't my friends and my friends aren't your friends. That doesn't mean you have to be a jerk to my friends though. I try to be helpful, courteous, and kind to new people. I have a lot of younger friends, freshmen, eighth grader's, even seventh graders. I try to help them because I want to be a good person, I want to show them that not all upperclassmen are jerks to the underclassmen but you just ruin it for me. Gain some tolerance towards the younger generations, then come talk to me.

Kony 2012

To all of you members of "Invisible Children" or supporters of stopping Joesph Kony, He's been missing for six years, he has done nothing bad in that amount of time either. The video that got you all flipping crazy over this whole LRA thing isn't even accurate. The LRA has been out of commission for five years, how can something non-existent do anything bad? Please America, next time someone makes a half hour long video, don't take it too seriously, feel free to watch it but don't become social activists because of it.

So-fist-i-cated

Oh? You can add large words that just popped into you're head, into a sentence? You must be a freaking genius! No, take my advice, if you don't know what a word is, DO NOT USE IT IN A SENTENCE. It makes you look like an idiot. Also, don't overuse words. This girl in my photo class heard the word "Redundant" and so when our teacher was going over her powerpoint, this girl would always chime in. "If you don't have an arrow pointing to the tool it's a little redundant." "The (See Page 50) is getting a little redundant." "Having all those commas is a little redundant." You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means. Please stop that.

Women (Short)

I'm not married, I'm not in a relationship, and I don't want to be committed (at this time). Women, I know which of you like me, my phone is silent all day. I don't text my friends and I don't text my parents (even when I do, they don't text me back, oh well.) When I get a text from you ("you", as a collective term, I get multiple texts from multiple girls (that I know all like me)) it usually starts as "Hey" and then I send back a "Hey" in your direction then it goes on to "How are you" or something like that, let's cut to the chase, you don't care how I've been, you want me to ask you how you've been. You want me to be interested in you but honestly I'm just not. This is an important thing for me so I'm pausing the rant to say it. When I get a ONE WORDED TEXT the conversation is OVER. I will not keep it going. *End important thing* Now usually I'll get a text back after 5-10 minutes from the girl (Usually in an angry style) about how I didn't text her back. I know it's common courtesy to ask "How have you been" after it's asked to me, and I'll either be interested or I won't be, depends on who you are to me, and what you've done recently. I don't care if you just ate a sandwich or you were bored. Another important thing. When you text me and it comes to "What's up", "Nothing, I'm just bored" that says to me, "You're boring and the only reason I texted you was because my friends wouldn't text me back." *End Important Thing* Let's just assume that when I answer the "How have you been" question, that I automatically ask it in response (Even though I won't). So go ahead and tell me how you've been, as long as it's interesting.

Anonymous

 So, I've been hearing a lot about the internet group known as "Anonymous". "They're stopping the government from keeping secrets." "They are keeping the United States, and the world safe!". No. Anonymous is no more than a group of Stripkiddies, they are not hackers, all they know how to do is break into a website and destroy and rebuild it, adding or taking down whatever information they want. This is not hacking and they are not keeping anything safe. They parade around in masks because they're afraid of getting in trouble. They are not helping anything and they're just ruining the faith that the populous of American citizens has left in the government. Do not support them, do not join them, reject them because they are nothing but a group of sad, lonely, losers that have nothing better to do but plant the seeds of deception into the minds of the people.