Sugar Bears

Are you kidding me? My local mall has recently set up a kiosk that's been getting a lot of attention and it makes me sick. They are selling exotic animals called Sugar Gliders, got it? Sugar Gliders, not Sugar Bears. On their kiosk sign it clearly says "Sugar Bears" but what they don't know is that "Sugar Bear" is another name for a Kinkajou, a rainforest mammal found in South America. Sugar Gliders are very cute, yes, but they make terrible pets. Everything the sellers are saying about the exotic marsupials is wrong. They are very high maintenance animals and shouldn't be sold to anyone who has a few dollars to spend. It sickens me to see this happening so close to my home, thinking about all of those sugar gliders that won't make it because the owners don't know what they've gotten into.

Equality

I'm all for equal rights let's get that out of the way now. When you want more rights than others just because you're different, why don't you go die in a hole.  You're black, we get it. Stop using that as an excuse to get out of trouble, you shoplifted so you get the same punishment anyone else would get. You're Asian, that doesn't give you the right to go around telling other people they're stupid. You're Hispanic, okay, well go get a job and show everyone that you aren't some gangster mexican. My biggest pet peeve is gays though. Not against the gay community as a whole but they're are some lesbians or gays that think just because they are open about it they can do whatever they want, then blame it on they're sexuality. Well, being all around stupid has nothing to do with your sexuality, man up and take responsibility for your actions.

Y.O.L.O

If you say this, I have no respect for you. YOLO is the single most idiotic phrase ever thought of by mankind. If you don't know, Y.O.L.O stands for You Only Live Once (I've also seen it stand for You Obviously Lack Originality as a rebuttal to You Only Live Once.) and it's pretty much the "norm" to say it at inappropriate times. "You're coming to sit at our table tomorrow? YOLO Man! YOLO!" What? I hate this phrase more than I hate people, and that's saying a lot. Fun Fact: As I'm typing this, my laptop doesn't recognize YOLO as a term. I was tempted to "Add to Dictionary" but I'd rather see red squiggles under the acronym than let it win and make it a word. If this ever shows up in the dictionary I may just have to flip some tables.