Slow Your Roll Buddy (Explicit)

When speaking to a group of people or around a group of people, limit your words per minute. We aren't expecting a world record breaker here so just slow down. Speaking a mile a minute does not make you look smart, it makes you look dumb as shit. You may think you win your arguments because you're a genius, no, you win your arguments because you speak as though you type with no spaces. Noonewantstoreadanythinglikethis,seriouslyit'sannoying. Now fuck off and slow the hell down when you talk dumbfuck.

Speak Up

For god's sake do not whisper when you try to talk! If you want to be heard then speak! I can't stand it when people sit in silence and then try to give thier opinions in silence as well. It's annoying and anything but productive. Sometimes people whisper too loud, usually because they're phishing. They actually want someone to hear it so they say it loud enough for that person to hear. It's just as annoying as whispering and not being heard. Another thing, when you are asked to repeat yourself, everyone is already straining to hear what you say, being asked to repeat is also a way to disguise saying "Speak up, Speak clearly, and Speak more flunent." There is no reason to lessen your voice when asked to repeat, no matter what.

Literally No One Cares

I swear, all of my rants come from my English class. This kid, let's say his name is Jack and for the heck of it we'll even give him a last name, how about... Reynolds? So everyone in class was discussing our morals, if things were right and wrong. We got to a point where the question was taking money form a parent without asking. Most everyone said that it wasn't good or bad. One person said that they're parents give them an allowance every week and that led to us discussin how we're all spoiled and Jack just scoffs and starts to laugh quietly to himself (But loud enough for us to hear, he obviously wanted us to say something.) We completely skipped over whatever he was going to say because no one cared to listen to him. Suck a dick Jack, no one likes you.