Women (Short)

I'm not married, I'm not in a relationship, and I don't want to be committed (at this time). Women, I know which of you like me, my phone is silent all day. I don't text my friends and I don't text my parents (even when I do, they don't text me back, oh well.) When I get a text from you ("you", as a collective term, I get multiple texts from multiple girls (that I know all like me)) it usually starts as "Hey" and then I send back a "Hey" in your direction then it goes on to "How are you" or something like that, let's cut to the chase, you don't care how I've been, you want me to ask you how you've been. You want me to be interested in you but honestly I'm just not. This is an important thing for me so I'm pausing the rant to say it. When I get a ONE WORDED TEXT the conversation is OVER. I will not keep it going. *End important thing* Now usually I'll get a text back after 5-10 minutes from the girl (Usually in an angry style) about how I didn't text her back. I know it's common courtesy to ask "How have you been" after it's asked to me, and I'll either be interested or I won't be, depends on who you are to me, and what you've done recently. I don't care if you just ate a sandwich or you were bored. Another important thing. When you text me and it comes to "What's up", "Nothing, I'm just bored" that says to me, "You're boring and the only reason I texted you was because my friends wouldn't text me back." *End Important Thing* Let's just assume that when I answer the "How have you been" question, that I automatically ask it in response (Even though I won't). So go ahead and tell me how you've been, as long as it's interesting.