Ranting My Butt Off

Michael is to my left on his iPad and Allye is to my right on one of the schools Paleolithic computers… At least have the decency to buy new computers every once in a while. Last night I went on a Ranting Spree to Brady Buckles. Have I ever said that I enjoy ranting? Not just a little every day, I love Ranting as much as possible. Allye says, “Yes, Brandon. Yes you do.” Anyway, back to my ranting. This school smells terrible all of the time, the Janitors are not cool and they look at me funny. There is always some sort of mess or spill to clean up, more than once has there been a sewage backup in the science hallway. Really Janitors? Surely a few hundred teenagers can’t clog a gosh darn toilet so much that it backs up the pipes to the science hallway… Seriously… I hate the stupid kids in most of my classes, if you want to be a joker go sit in the hallway while the rest of us actually try to learn. To the students in the hallway, be sure to check that you have everything before you leave your locker, if you turn around while Im walking behind you, I swear I will punch you in the face. While on the topic, the hallways are meant to be walked in not for you to just stand in the middle and talk to your “BFF’s”. Allye happens to be my best friend! She is very pretty and a little stupid sometimes, but that’s what makes her unique. Disregard that last statement, allye “Hacked” my computer while I was sitting right there. Another thing, when you take your friends ipod and update their status like “Haaaaackkeedddd” it’s annoying, You did not hack them, you took their iPod and update their status for them. It’s Not Hacking! I hate when Drumline isn’t appreciated. Without us the Pep Band would be a bunch of clarinets and other instruments. Not fun. I’ve actually been trying to get Drumline to not show up to a game. There’s always that one person who thinks that the Pep Band would sound the same if the Drums weren’t there. Seriously? Go away… Same Difference is not an actual term. Its contradicting, Same and Difference are opposites, therefore they cannot be used in the same sentence together. I, Brandon Wheeler, writer of this paper, am RANTING my butt off!!! Once again, “Hacked” by allye. The buses aren’t such a big problem so much as the people on them are absolutely terrible! When you have a sub bus driver you don’t laugh at her and yell at her, you are terrible people, let her do her job so I can get home and Rant about you! I’m single, therefore Im not too fond of valentines day. Do Not tell me the details of your planned date when I obviously do not care.